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Question: My mechanic told me I should pressure wash my engine to see where my oil is leaking, will it hurt anything?

I get nervous of things coming loose but was told that I should pressure wash the engine so all the oil could get off the engine to see where it is leaking. Also, today my mom said she heard a low knocking noise in my engine, could this be something serious? I have a 1996 Mercury Sable, the body is in excellent condition and the car looks brand new, just a lot of internal problems. Need advice!

Answer: Nisi, I’ve been giving car engines high pressure soapy car washes for 45 years. You can spray off *everything but the sound deadening material under the hood lid. If you miss and hit it – no biggie it’ll just drip on your fresh sanitary engine compartment.

Wish you could actually see how clean and bright everything will look! I have an old Winter beater 98 Mercury Sable, 04 Toyota Camry and a 99 bright red Pontiac Grand Prix. They all have super clean engine compartments.

It’s much easier to work inside a clean engine compartment and keep track of “all kinds of stuff” I will guarantee you’ll hit the motor a couple times a year cause if you’re a lady, you want things clean!

I hate to disrespect other peoples opinions but do not bother with stinking engine degreasers. It will leave an oil slick in your driveway and your motor will smell like stenchy kerosene when you fire it up after doing a “half-*ssed” job.

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Question: How to change a fuel filter in 1986 Ford Bronco 2?

I have a backround car, but especially in bodywork, the person who bought the car to keep the body and interior in excellent condition, under the hood is a nightmare of cables that will be addressed this summer, but for now the pump of fuel left, wonder if I have to take out the gas tank or if there is an access panel from the rear of the car?

Answer: fourwheeler's right nut …. unless there is a hole cut an access panel …. but dropping the tank is not that hard to do …. undo the hose clamp on filler neck and straps around the bottom of the tank until it can access the fuel line and pump wires to disconnect then drop the tank for the rest the road … replace the pump and reinstall … Hope this helps

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